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The other 1% of the time, a monkey robot gets his wings. | What's New ThinkGeek !! | It began as Luke's father's old saber. Then we found out that Darth Vader was Luke's father and it got more and more complicated until the prequels, when it became Anakin's NEW saber. And now it can be your new saber, too. Taking all the things you love about the Force FX line (movie-accurate and motion activated sounds, powerful LED-lit blades with power up/down sequences, heavy metal construction) this version adds one new feature: a removable blade. Now you can wear the hilt on your belt and, with a concealed screw, add the blade whenever you need it. And it comes with a belt clip! This is the saber you've been looking for. http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e26d/ | | The Amphibx Waterproof Armband provides a fully integrated, wearable water sports music solution. It's shaped to hug your upper arm firmly and comfortably while you're doing whatever it is you're doing around water. Go on, submerse it up to 12 feet--it's 100% waterproof with its secure seal. The ClearTouch window enables full access to your touchscreen orwheel. And if for some reason it should come off your arm (in a shark attack, maybe?) the Amphibx will float to the surface, even if your big clunky iPod Classic is inside. Just remember, kids: you need waterproof earbuds to go with your waterproof armband. Submersing regular earbuds will result in unpleasant and possibly deadly sensations. Play safe with electricity! http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/dc45/ | | | Verily, Renn Faire time approacheth. And with the Faire comes much rejoicing and feasting. And with feasting two things are certain: turkey legs and um... FEASTING! So why not do it in style? Have these Feasting Utensils on your belt--leather carrying pouch included--and you'll be ready to gobble anything in your path. This hand-forged set (knife, fork, and spoon big enough for any challenge) is beautiful, functional, and will serve you for many, many years. Just promise us one thing: be buried with your set, because then you will posthumously really screw with future historians. Huzzah! http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e21b/ | | You wait in a hidden alcove. Below you, the office drones shamble around. They haven't heard you; they you. You wait with three feet of NERF fury stretching out in front of you. That's right: wielding the NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle, you have the longest NERF gun ever created. And then you see your target. Deep breath. Exhale. Fire. Quick reload. Fire. RELOAD. FIRE! Target hit repeatedly--target fleeing. Take your donut, will he? Mission accomplished. http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/d88c/ | | | The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It's durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds. Parents or other loved ones can record their voices so baby can hear them over and and over at the push of a button. After all, we have to train our wee geeks in the fine art of cell phone etiquette--why not start when they're 18 months old? Just http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/e422/ | | When Flynn returned to the real world, he hoped to bring back one of those light cycles so he could drive down the city streets making only right-angle turns. Maybe one of those tanks--or better yet, a recognizer so you can stomp your enemies flat. Still, he was able to sneak out a few cases of these hand cursors and, ever the entrepreneur, turned them into coathangers! Screw these puppies into the wall, and you can hold your helmet, your light disk, or your glow-in-the-dark tights! Of course, if you want to hang up your Bag of Holding, that's cool too. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/dbaa/ | | | When the Goa'uld need something done, or more specifically blown out of the sky, they call upon their squadrons of Death Gliders. So successful a battle platform was the Death Glider that we've hired artisans to commemorate this magnificent machine with this highly detailed scale replica worthy of the fierce Jaffa warriors that pilot them. Made from polystone and resin, these Gliders are finely detailed with their own little Stargates and dial-home devices. It's a Limited Edition--only 1500 will ever be made--so get yours before they're gone! http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/da60/ | | Having a lot of hubs is great--you can plug in all of your fun gadgets, even your USB Pet Rock, and they'll be juiced up and ready to go when you need them. But what about those USB devices that you don't want to have on 24/7? What if the lights from your USB Christmas Tree are giving you a migraine? What if your USB Alien has stuck out his inner mouth one too many times today? This hub is the perfect solution. It has seven ports and seven power switches, enabling you to turn your USB gadgets on and off without unplugging them. Just a flick of a switch and you can turn off your Big Chap before he drives you crazy, or cut off the juice once your iPod is fully charged. http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/e2d2/ | | | At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for interesting ways to carry your folding money, ID, and crcards. Most wallets lately are made from leather or canvas, and there are a few that are made out of durable paper or hard plastic. The latest technology is Desmopan--sort of a hybrid of rubber and plastic. Durable and protecting like plastic, but with the suppleness of a stiff rubber, our new Dosh Desmopan wallet holds your cards and cash together with all the flash and style of a 007 tuxedo jacket. High-tech gadgetry meets smooth and fashionable. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e148/ | | Ever been faced with two USB thumb drives and no good way to transfer data between them? This handy little cable/hub will rescue you! Just plug the two devices in one end and the computer in the other. BLAMMO! Transfer! http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/da65/ | | | Sometimes we find products that make our inner child giggle like an innocent child should. No bleeping lights or flashing buzzers. Just simple, fun, imaginative play. This is one of those products. It's a ball with holes, like a molecule, that connects to other holy balls. Add some crazy extra attachments like wings, trumpets, loops, and springs, and you have a toy ready to challenge your creativity. It's fun to build, it's fun to bounce, and it's fun to take it apart and start all over again. Also fun to throw at people, but don't really do that--you could take an eye out. http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/d95a/ | | It's really annoying having to undress our iPhones before plugging them into a charger. Reminds us of getting bundled up in our snowsuits as kids and then realizing you had to pee. The Innodock Jr. Desktop Cradle allows you to dock your iPhone or iPod Touch without removing it from its protective case, assuming said protective case has anconnector bottom. Just pop your iDevice into the cradle, plug the cradle into your computer or USB hub, and it'll happily sit up and charge while you work or play online. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/dbc6/ | | New T-Shirts !! Quick Blurbs !! Submit Your Techie Haiku, Win $50! The latest ThinkGeek Techie Haiku Winner is Loki from Mebane, North Carolina! We lovingly title it, "Mind Flayer, Slayed." 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